I don't give a damn if one day, you accidentally view my site and read this entry. To be honest, this is intended for YOU. I don't know what's up with your childish ways. It's sick. You suck. Now, that makes sense. If asked how I'd describe you, it would be plain and simple; a no brainer:
J.E.R.K.
Think about it. You're not the only existing person in this universe.
You don't deserve anyone and no one certainly deserves a creature like YOU!